The furniture store was a flurry of violent activity, as a round dozen people ran in and out of it -- and 'people' in this case included several humanoid demons, a few stitched-together peg-legged penguins, a cat-kid, a gargoyle, a corn man, and two massive cat-beast-sort-of-things. They were emptying out the armchair section of the store, each of them hauling a seat outside with no regard for its weight.

"None of these are thrones, damn it," growled the Overlord, who had parked himself on the comfiest chair they'd brought out and was now angrily rejecting the furniture they brought out. "Isn't there anything with at least a couple of carved skulls or something?"